You know those movie critics that don't seem to like movies? Or maybe they like movies in theory, they just never seem to like the ones they see? Though I've heard it's better now, I recall the Houston Press when it recommended about 1 out of every 10 movies, panning the rest severely. Then there are those that like movies, but only if they're written by Iranian dissidents or people in France.

Well, Earl Dittman is not one of those people.

WE WERE SOLDIERS - A modern-day classic. Truly magnificent and absolutely unforgettable! Mel Gibson?s most stunning and mesmerizing performance to date.

HIGH CRIMES - Fantastic! Full of unstoppable suspense.

MURDER BY NUMBERS ? The Hottest Suspense Thriller In Town! Bullock is incredible. She gives one of the most astonishingly powerful and fiercely moving performances of her career.

THE SUM OF ALL FEARS ? THE SUM OF ALL FEARS is what great filmmaking is all about. It grabs you by the throat and never lets go! An astonishing and thrilling motion picture.

SCOOBY-DOO ? You?ll howl with laughter.

HEY ARNOLD! ? A hysterical, entertaining treat for the whole family! Action-packed, suspense-filled and chock-full of laughs, HEY ARNOLD: THE MOVIE is 100% pure fun and absolutely cool.

MEN IN BLACK 2 ? An electrifying, laugh-filled, hi-energy experience. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are sensational!

UNDISPUTED ? Electrifying! Jaw-Dropping! Wesley Snipes is incredible! It will knock you out of your seat! It?s unforgettable!

ANALYZE THAT ? Robert DeNiro and Billy Crystal are outrageously hilarious! Their performances are what comedic legends are made of.

WES CRAVEN PRESENTS: THEY ? A flawless, breathtaking, terror-filled thriller?A must see!

BROWN SUGAR ? BROWN SUGAR almost single-handedly redefines the date movie?slick, sexy and slammin?, like a soulful WHEN HARRY MET SALLY with a hip-hop beat.

FORMULA 51 ? FORMULA 51 is a high-octane, adrenaline-pumped action comedy packed with wit and style!

FRIDAY AFTER NEXT ? The funniest FRIDAY ever!

MAID IN MANHATTAN ? MAID IN MANHATTAN is the funniest romantic comedy of the year.

An interesting article on a movie reviewer from Houston with, errm, dubious credibility.

[via Kuff]