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Gonna Make Me a Millin Dallahs
R. Alex Whitlock
Some day I'm going to put my mediocre application programing skills to work and I'm going to make a game.
It'll be a simple one with only one bad guy. It's going to be that daggone Microsoft Office Paperclip. You're going to have several weapons from which to choose and the object is going to be to kill that little pest in as many new and inventive ways as possible. It won't be a hard game, as he won't even fight back. His lines will be something to the effect of:
"Well, I see that you chose the scepter. Would you like a long, tedious explanation for how to use the bla-OH MY HEAVENS PLEASE NOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
And then you click a button, and you get to play again. As many times as you want.
Then bazillions of people will flood my tip jar with lots and lots of money and I'll make me a million dollars.
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