Letters To People Who Don't Read This Blog
R. Alex Whitlock
Dear Person-Who-Is-Probably-Still-Hungover-From-Friday-Night

Let me first extend my sympathies. It was clearly an injustice for you to be summarily ejected from the Firehouse. And for getting drunk at a bar, for chrissakes! Unbelievable! It's not like you intended to vomit all over the floor! It's one of those things that just happened. Oh, and when you just stepped into it while aimlessly stammering about? Of course that wasn't an attempt to dirty up the floor some more, you just didn't notice where you were walking because you were having such a good time! When you brandied your 3/4 full beer bottle around to cheer Phil Pritchett on and ended up spilling it back and forth? You were just trying, in a roundabout way, to alleviate the putrid smell of whatever it is that you regirgitated. Beer certainly smells better than that!

So, in conclusion, I'd just like to say that it's an absolute crime that those two cops forcefully escorted you out. When you said that there was no sign posted forbidding you to have a good time, you were absolutely right about that. No sign at all. What an injustice!

Best regards,
The Person Whose Journal You Do Not Read



Dear Firehouse Saloon Operators,

I suggest you post this sign as soon as possible.



Best regards,
The Person Whose Journal You Do Not Read
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