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I'm A Little Slow on the Uptake, Sometimes
R. Alex Whitlock
I was in San Marcos on Saturday night for my second anti-Valentine's Day party is as many days. While I was passing through Martindale, I noticed that something really smelled. Now, I have almost no sense of smell, so if I can smell it, then it's pretty strong. "What in the world would make that smell so strong?"
The smell went away, and once I was comfortable with the fact that it wasn't something in my car, I just started singing along with the CD.
Two minutes later it really smelled again. "What is that smell?!" I asked myself.
It went away again, and again I sang along.
A couple minutes later, I noticed a familiar site in the middle of the road. "What is the deal?" I asked. "That must be the fourth roadkill skunk I've seen."
A few seconds later, I asked myself "Why does it keep sme... OH! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Then, tired of asking myself questions, I decided to direct a more definite statement in my own direction: "Alex, you're an idiot."
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