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RAW Cooking Show: The Mama Dish
R. Alex Whitlock
Tired and warn out from cooking? Miss the good old meals like Mom used to make? Well, today's recipe is the cure for what ails you!
Ingredients
One (1) Telephone
Ten (10) Sequential digits used to call your mother
One (1) Mother who lives nearby
One (1) car
Estimated time: Varies (It will take me approximately two hours)
How to prepare:
1. Pick up telephone.
2. Push the buttons with the ten sequential digits designated in the second item of the ingredients list.
3. Ask mother politely if she will be cooking any dinner tonight and, if she is, could you come down and partake. Toss in a pinch of expressed malnourishment and hunger. Add apology for your growling stomach as necessary.
4. Get into car, drive to mother's house.
5. Partake.
6. Enjoy.
7. Thank her profusely.
Note: In certain circumstances, the "mother" ingredient can be replaced by a girlfriend or significant other where applicable.
Join us next week for... who knows? Something to do with cooking, I'd imagine.
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