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Good Thinkin' There, Buddy!
R. Alex Whitlock
I was driving back from the Dub Miller show last night. I needed to change the CD in the player, so I slowed down from the 65mph I was going to a more cautious speed of 55 so that I could put some distance between me and the van in front of me. Safety first, you know. As I'm switching out the CD my spider-sense goes off and I look up and I'm about to collide into the van, which is now going 10 miles an hour. On a major freeway. At 2:30 in the morning. I slam on the breaks and move into the other lane wondering what the heck is happening. Was there a broken down car in front of him? No. I don't realize what's going on until I see one of the light signs above that says "DWI Laws Strictly Enforced."
Great work, guy. Drive cautiously at 10 miles an hour on a major freeway just past closing time. No officer in his right mind would suspect you're drunk. Good thinking!
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