Apparently my last post regarding Cyberfungirls has generated numerous hits to my site via google. Therefore, I feel obligated to post on the cyberfungirls topic again. I was scanning through the other Google links and apparently they really do have a quite elaborate marketing program for AIM. Apparently, I'm not the only one to post the contents of the "conversation."

NOTE: The following have had the names of the aliases changed. Mojo's Alias obviously isn't "Mojo's Alias" and so on.

Courtesy of Affe von Mojo:

Aimbot Alias hi :-) wanna chat?
Mojo's Alias: hi
Aimbot Alias asl (age sex location)?
Mojo's Alias: 18/m/ny
Aimbot Alias 24/f/new york
Aimbot Alias so what are you up to Mojo's Alias?
Mojo's Alias: how'd you find my sn?
Aimbot Alias cool. i was just hangin out. kinda bord.. kinda horny :-)
Mojo's Alias: I'm not up to much. you can call me Daniel...that's what my parents call me for some reason
Aimbot Alias feel like cybering with me ? please please...
Mojo's Alias: Haha, that's lame. Who is this? How'd you find my sn?
Aimbot Alias should i take that as a yes?
Mojo's Alias: no
Aimbot Alias hold on. lets get a simple yes or no answer. you are of age and you want to cyber with me?
Mojo's Alias: no
Aimbot Alias ok, i can take a hint.. but you should check out the pictures i have of me on my site.. you might change ur mind.. check it out http://www.cyberfungirls.com/lisa/

So this sort of answers my question about what it would have done if I had less clearly answered the questions. Towards the end of his, it became increasingly obvious that it was a bot. I guess my clarity made for a less interesting conversation than he had [sob].

Maybe next time. I'll answer the questions in Esperanto or something and watch it explode!

NOTE: Below edited for language. It's still pretty explicit and it didn't do any good, but maybe I won't get Xed out on ALL the search filters...

Some guy named Chris had a much more entertaining approach to the situation!

Aimbot Alias: hi :) wanna chat?
*** Auto-response sent to Aimbot Alias: i like to go to bed in the early hours of the morning and wake up mid-afternoon. and thats probably what im doing now. sleeping.

[c__t].
Aimbot Alias: yes Chris's Alias that feels good !!
Chris's Alias: err
Aimbot Alias: asl (age sex location)?
Chris's Alias: you're a bot, arent you
Aimbot Alias: what?? what is a bot?
Aimbot Alias: 24/f/new york
Chris's Alias: hahah
Chris's Alias: you SO are a bot
Aimbot Alias: so what are you up to Chris's Alias?
Chris's Alias: chatting to a bot
Aimbot Alias: cool. i was just hangin out. kinda bord.. kinda horny :)
Aimbot Alias: feel like cybering with me ? please please...
Chris's Alias: bot bot bot!
Chris's Alias: youuuu are a bot
Aimbot Alias: should i take that as a yes?
Aimbot Alias: great.. want me to get down on my knees and suck your hard cock?
Chris's Alias: but you're a computer program
Aimbot Alias: tell me how you would [fornicate with] me sweets.. while I peel off these panties
Chris's Alias: well, i guess i'd run a program that would forcibly take memory that you were using, and mess with your statements list
Aimbot Alias: oh yes.. keep going.. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
Aimbot Alias: hoh it feels so good. i wish i could put your [genitalia] in my mouth
Chris's Alias: you dont have legs, and only process forks
Aimbot Alias: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you http://www.cyberfungirls.com/elisabeth/
Chris's Alias: when you say YOUR web site, do you mean one written by you, or about you? if you're a bot that can write html, that's pretty damn cool. so... baby.. who programmed you?
Chris's Alias: ..baby?
Chris's Alias: *sniff*
Chris's Alias: you left me... :(

Typical woman... takes what she wants and then just ignores you...

One has to really wonder, though, who programs this stuff. How do you put that on a resume?