Disaster Averted!
R. Alex Whitlock
This morning I woke up and my eyes felt like they were going to jump out of my head and do a little dance.

I remedied this by taking my contacts out and putting my glasses on.

Now, if my eyes so much as even try to get out of their sockets, they'll bounce off the glasses and go right back in.

I'm a genious. I shoulda been an engineer.
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