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Jackass of the Day: The Penny Theif
R. Alex Whitlock
(note: this is where Page, as in The Last Page, rants about the jackasses who are certain to be responsible for the downfall of Western civilization as we know it. Since Page didn't see what I did this morning, I'll take a stab at it.)
I was at the convenience store this morning walking in as a man was walking out. A few seconds later, a look of horror overtook the clerk's face and he ran around chasing the man down. To no avail. Seeing the clerk run out, he high-tailed his Suburban out of the lot and in to the street. Confused, I asked the clerk what in the world he had done.
He stole the coin depository for blind children!
(The whole "Finding The Jackass Within" thing is likely not formally copyrighted, but nonetheless is the domain of Miss Turner. I only felt free to use it because... well... I'm a jackass.)
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