To the Dude in the White Hat:
Say again? Oh yeah sure, I'll save your place. A beer? That'd be great! Thanks a lot!

To the Blond in the White Button Shirt and Jeans:
Huh? Say again? My friend? Are you talking about Jennifer? Oh, 'that guy', that helps. Doug's in the back making out with his girlfriend so I have no idea who you're talking talking about. OH! The Dude in the White Hat! He's not my friend, sorry. Yeah, I guess he is attractive. I only talked to him a couple minutes ago. No, I don't know if he's single. Hell, I don't even know his name. Sorry. If you say he has a great smile, I'll just take your word on that. He does look familiar, I'll grant you that. No, I don't know him. Sorry. You can come up and talk to him when he gets back. You want to pretend to know me to talk to him? Knock yourself out... oh, it's Alex. Bye.

To the Dude in the White Hat:
Thanks, man. Can you save my spot this time?
[later]
Oh, my turn to save your spot? Sure thing.

To the Brunette in the Red Tube Shirt
Huh? My friend? The Dude in the White Hat? No, I don't really know him. Yeah, I know who you're talking about... the one that bought me the beer. He's just a really nice guy. No clue. I can't introduce you really because I don't know him or you. Yes, I've heard he has a nice smile. Yeah, he does look familiar, doesn't he? Maybe he's a musician? I really don't know. Yeah, okay, bye.

Dub Miller to the audience:
... and I'd also like to thank a couple special guests who showed up tonight. Wade Bowen of West 84 [not him] some other guy who is not the Dude in the White Hat...

To Monica:
Oh, hello. No, I'm really sorry, I don't know who he was, but I think he's left. Sorry, maybe next time. Oh, me? I'm Alex, you are? Pleasure to meet you Monica...