Quote of the Day: Care Bears
R. Alex Whitlock
I found this review while searching for a picture of the Care Bears for another post. I can't remember if it was on Amazon or IMDB that I found it, but I found it funny enough to copy and paste to notepad immediately. So here is someone in England's review of the Care Bear movies:
The 'Care' Bear movie. A dangerous plethora of twisted images from the American psyche are explored in this woodland repression vehicle. A dark dream of the degree to which writers in a modern society are prepared to disrupt reality in a bid to blindfold the new generation into the shooting gallery of puberty. Does the carebear have an armpit? The sanitation of children's programming has led to a generation befouled by mishap, angst and Celine Dion. The carebare is a eunuch, there is no personality, no real love or care. They simply serve as a scattered kaleidescope from which to view a one dimensional form of an emotion that short sighted writers have tried to simplify and compress to a generation of consequentially disenfranchised infants. Too much sugar leads to rot and as the Care Bears use their plateau to infect the 'savage' woodland creatures with their semi psychotic care ideology, the creatures lose all hope of developing any sense of identity. They find themselves crushed by the oppressive force of the 'care' and soon they too are carrying the Fascistic emblems, branded, on their bodies. All in all a terrifyingly shortsighted catapult into the ideological catacombs of children's broadgramming. Both chilling and powerful.

See some more of my thoughts on that movie here.
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sya wrote:
Hehe. That's an example of what po-mo gibberish really should be used for--humor. Too bad most professional film critics take themselves too seriously.
6/6/2005

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