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Quote of the Day: Mitch Hedberg & Easy Cheese
R. Alex Whitlock
"I was on a bus and it was the middle of the night. I had a box of crackers and a can of
Easy Cheeze. But it the middle of the night so I could not see. I could not see how much
Easy Cheeze I was applying to each cracker. So each bite into the cracker was a surprise as to how much
Easy Cheeze had been applied, which makes me believe they should have a glow-in-the-dark
Easy Cheeze. It's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room-temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad because it glows in the dark, too."
-Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)
[Other Hedberg quotes]
Observations
The only problem is that phosphorescent (glow-in-the-dark) chemicals aren't good for you.
Of course, neither is Easy Cheeze, so nevermind. :-)
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