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Quote of the Day: The Straying Dog
R. Alex Whitlock
"So, I'm happily divorced... She got convinced in her crazy head that I had sex with this girl in Columbus, Ohio. And I did and I'll tell you why. When you enter into a monogamous relationship with somebody, you usually do it at a point where you're having a lot of sex in the relationship. So you sign the papers saying "I'll only have sex with you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, [bleep]ing ever. Well if that person, for whatever reason, stops having sex altogether... why you find yourself in quite a pickle! I'm a pretty good dog, but if you don't pet me every once in a while, it's hard to keep me under the porch. I'm not as flexible as a real dog. I'll tell you what happened, too. I was in Columbus, Ohio. I hadn't been laid in three months. Three months. You can't go three months without having sex with me or I'll go find someone else. I know cause I've seen me do it." -
Ron White
[inspired by this post over at Brain Fertilizer]
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Some people in my life claim that "git r' done" is the funniest thing ever said by a comic. I contend that it is anything that has ever come out of the mouth of Ron White. The man is brilliant.
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