Worst Convenience Store Meal Ever
R. Alex Whitlock
There are worse things out there than convenience store hot dogs.

Fat-free turkey dogs, for instance, are worse. Even my dog won't eat those.

There are worse things than convenience store food that's been sitting out all day.

Convenience store food that just got out of the freezer and hasn't entirely thawed (much less cooked), for instance, is worse.

There are worse things than thinking that you bought convenience store chicken and taking a bite and realizing that instead you got convenience store fish instead.

Eating convenience store fish that's been out all day when you're thousands upon thousands of miles away from the nearest shore, for instance, is worse.
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