Don't Tread On Me
-Guest Blogger-
Doral

Let me first introduce myself for those of you that don't know me. I am Doral, the youngest member of RAW's Menagerie of computers. Since the whole Idaho thing, he's taken down the Menagerie and been running almost exclusively on me. All of the attention has been nice, but I've begun to have serious issues with my guardian.

First he took away my friends, Maverick and Heineken. Then he asked me to do all of their work for them. I don't like to be ignored, but enough is enough!

But then the last straw came this week. For some reason, he decided not to turn on the heater. Do you know how cold it gets around here? I'd check the Internet and tell you, but I can't because I have exacted retribution.

Just to show him who is in charge, I destroyed myself! Just to show him what's what, I overheated in nigh freezing weather! Ha! The Irony!

That'll show him!

Oh wait. Now I'm dead. He'll probably salvage me for parts and throw the rest of me away.

Crap.


Posted to The Wired
 
buy cheap softwarecheap softwareoem softwarecheap adobe acrobat  

Observations

No comments yet

Add an Observation

Comment spam is an ongoing problems that we're trying to address. Previously we required people to create accounts and log in. I am thankful to say that is no longer the case. We're giving Captcha another try and are playing around with a text-based Q&A variant of Captcha. So bear with us as we try to figure out how to best get a handle ont he problem. Please note that any comment on a post more than 30 days old will go into the moderation queue, where I will get to it when I can which could be once a week.

:

:
:



 

 

Home || RSS || Archives || Ten Second News || FURL || Blogrolodexical (Full)