I apparently have a new neighbor. Well actually I'm the new one and he's just been out of town until today, but you get the idea. He's way too excited about having another tech-nerd in the building. I say "too excited" because while it would be cool to talk tech with a neighbor, I'd rather it not be this guy. To give you an idea, Stoner does not strike me as the kind of guy that gets agitated too easily, but it's very apparent that this dude agitates him whenever he opens his mouth.

The new guy has a... err... thick build, but the most prominant feature is Robert Paulson-style woman-boobs. He's told me his name about five times so far and I can't for the life of me remember it, but I'll just call him Meatloaf here. He apologized in advance for what he said would be "loud orgasmic noises" coming from his room (he lives next door) for whenever his girlfriend was over.

I could live a hundred years without the imagery involved with those sounds.

Please, please pray that I do live a hundred years without hearing those sounds.