I couldn't help but find this a little bit hilarious:

High-definition television - which shows pictures that are larger and nearly five times as sharp as those on a regular set - has the image-obsessed television business worried that a growing audience will see more reality than it wants: the wrinkles on once-ageless actors, the cracks in set walls, the brush strokes on painted backdrops. To avoid turning off viewers, Hollywood's illusion specialists in makeup, set design and lighting are finding ways to counter HDTV's less-forgiving eye.

High-definition "really scared the hell out of us at first because the images are so sharp," says Bruce Grayson, head makeup artist for the Academy Awards, which were broadcast in high definition for the first time last spring. "A blemish on a face becomes a volcano."

As one who wants more fat chicks on TV, I have little sympathy.

I decided some time ago that I would someday make a movie. Then it seemed sooner rather than later, but I will someday. When I do, I have already decided that the first thing I'm going to do is get people who look real. Twenty extra pounds? No problem! Flat-chested? So are a lot of people!

It'll be my schtick! Everyone needs a schtick!