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The Kenny Chesney Nightmare
R. Alex Whitlock
Kevin's most recent
digs at Kenny Chesney reminds me of something. I was watching something on CMT about county musicians fashion accesories (sad, but true). They talked about Chesney's shell necklace that he apparently always wears. They went on to talk about Chesney more generally and suggesting that he's on his way to becoming a beach music icon in the same vein as Jimmy Buffet.
My family annually takes a trip to Pensacola, Florida. Lovely beaches, lovely town. There are a lot of great restaurants there and most of them have a live act in the waiting area throughout most of the evening. They are invariably cover artists with Hawaiian shifts that play Brown-Eyed Girl every other song and a bunch of other laid-back oldie beach music. They play a lot of Jimmy Buffet. A lot.
Heaven help us all if my family keeps the tradition alive and I drag my future wife and kids out to Pensacola to hear one Kenny Chesney cover artist after another.
[shudder]
 
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If that happened, I think we'd have no choice but to get Social Services involved.
 
But if you DON'T continue the tradition, what will your angst-ridden teens have to blog (or whatever they will be doing then) about? :)
 
They'll have approximately a million bazillion "Oh my GOD my dad is a dork!!" things to post about on any given day...
 
Alex,
I see that comment in *a lot* of our futures. :)
Especially if our kids ever go and read our old blogs and watch our old videos... Our kids will have a lot of media to get to know their parents that previous generations did not have...
 
Yeah. I, for one, can't wait to see Jay's kids react to his stellar performance in Klingenbaum!
"Ape rape!!!!!"
 
Klingenbaum! hehehe We need to commit those old videos to DVD, and I know just the DVD writer we can use. :)
Wasn't Stinky his sidekick/archnemesis?
 
No, Stinky was Polecat's sidekick and another stellar performance that Jay's kids are just gonna love!
 
That's right!
Ah, the pink wig...
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