Eel: Can you see, Alex?
RAW: Sorta, [mutters] I think my windshield wipers aren't working.

[Five minutes later]

Eel: I really think you need new windshield wipers.
RAW: Wipers are something we don't replace very often.
Eel: When's the last time you replaced them?
RAW: I think I hear birds chirping... do you hear birds chirping?
Eel: You've never replaced the wipers?!
RAW: No, I haven't. It's really not that big of a deal.
Eel: I'm not so sure, Alex. If you got pulled over a cop could probably cite you on it.
RAW: I really don't think I'll get pulle-
Eel: CURB!
RAW: ACK!
Eel: Whew.
RAW: Anyway, I really don't think I'll get pulled over. You're just like Jay.
Eel: How so?
RAW: You know how when it's raining I insist on flipping the wipers manually?
Eel: Yes. I hate that!
RAW: He always says that I need to wipe them more often and should let the car do it automatically.
Eel: Go through the next light. Is there a point to this?
RAW: That I have excellent vision when rain obstructs it.
Eel: But it's not raining. That's what's so scary about being in this car with you. Oh, I'm sorry, Alex, I thought I told you to go straight. Don't take a right here.
RAW: D'oh! Sorry.
Eel: Oh, okay, so I did tell you to go straight.
RAW: Yeah, I just got tricked.
Eel: Tricked?
RAW: Yeah, I couldn't see that I was able to go straight...
Eel: through your windshields, right?
RAW: There are those damnable birds chirping, again.